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		<title>Did i do the right thing with this lady? Ladies only please?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 09:19:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[have a pharmacist friend (whom im also attracted to ) who was very very stressed out the other night and i felt bad for her, so i went to the local joke shop and bought her some candy prescription pills and gave them to her today, When i told her she looked stressed out the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I think I&#8217;m in love with someone, I don&#8217;t think i can have him, I&#8217;ve never felt like this before, help!?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 09:20:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a 17 year old girl..I actually think I&#8217;m going crazy..because I&#8217;ve never felt anything for anyone before, I was starting to think I would never really like anyone, then suddenly BOOM! I don&#8217;t even have to question myself about how i feel. I immediately fell for this man, who is around 25/26.. I had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m in love with someone, and I don&#8217;t think I can have that person, I&#8217;ve never felt this way for anyone before?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 17:19:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a 17 year old girl..I actually think I&#8217;m going crazy..because I&#8217;ve never felt anything for anyone before, I was starting to think I would never really like anyone, then suddenly BOOM! I don&#8217;t even have to question myself about how i feel. I immediately fell for this man, who is around 25/26.. I had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Where does your dad work?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2011 01:19:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rate out of 10, comment and joke back. Star if you want. A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. &#8220;Well,&#8221; he said, &#8220;I&#8217;ve been seeing this girl for a while and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joke &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; How many?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2011 09:19:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill. The pharmacist asked, &#8220;How many?&#8221; The man replied, &#8220;Just a few, maybe a half dozen &#8211; I cut each one into four pieces.&#8221; The pharmacist said, &#8220;That&#8217;s too small a dose. That won&#8217;t get you through [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Took this from an email?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2011 17:19:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Here is yer Joke: A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there&#8217;s no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it&#8217;s a good thing. The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Would you prepare for parenthood like this ?(long one be carefull)?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 09:21:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Preparation For Parenthood Joke Preparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books and decorating the nursery. Here are 12 simple tests for expectant parents to take to prepare themselves for the real-life experience of being a mother or father. 1. Women: to prepare for maternity, put on a dressing gown and stick [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joke ~ How many do you want?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2011 17:20:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ken, an elderly gentleman shuffles into a drug store and asks for Viagra. That&#8217;s no problem,&#8221; says the pharmacist. &#8220;How many do you want?&#8221; &#8220;Just a few, maybe four,&#8221; says the pensioner. &#8220;But could you cut them in four pieces?&#8221; &#8220;That won&#8217;t do much good,&#8221; replies the pharmacist. Ken looks at him and sighs&#8230;..&#8221;I&#8217;m 83 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Want to read a daft joke?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2011 01:20:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A funeral procession is going up a steep hill on main street when the door of the hearse flys open and the coffin falls out then speeds down main street into a pharmacy and crashes into the counter. The lids pops open and the deceased says to the astonished pharmacist, &#8220;You got anything to stop [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who wants to hear a little joke?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2010 17:25:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lady walked into a chemist’s shop and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked “Do you have Viagra?” “Yes” he answered. She asked “Does it work?” “Yes” he answered. “Can you get it over the counter? she asked. “I can if I take two” he answered. .]]></description>
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