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		<title>Physician or Engineer?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 17:19:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I asked this question earlier,but as a result of being in a rush,my spelling and other key structures in the English Language were of an atrocious standard.I apologise to everyone who had to attempt a read of it,it was really bad! Anyway,moving on.I am privately educated and I recently received my GCSE results,I will not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is this an early April fools joke?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 01:21:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[the woman in the link has spent £200k on cosmetic surgery, denying her daughter the chance of an education at one of Britains top schools that she had a scholarship for so that she could have 53 seperate surgeries. i think she should hire a solicitor and start sueing because she looks bloody awful. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1262397/Mother-took-daughter-Roedean-shed-spent-fees-plastic-surgery.html [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Would you read this novel?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 17:19:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently divorced Jenna, 35, is on the search for a new man. After money issues with the previous husband Peter, she wants a fresh face in her love life. Living in Harper Lane, one of the most prestigious avenues in town, she&#8217;s the odd one out without a husband. To either sell the house and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joke&#8230;..Have you seen Trickyricky&#8217;s tie?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2011 09:20:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two old friends meet for the first time in 40 years. Gunners says, &#8220;Trickyricky, you look like you did 40 years ago. What&#8217;s your secret?&#8221; Tricky replies &#8220;Plastic surgery. It&#8217;s really great, but now my belly-button is at the back of my head.&#8221; Gunners looks disgusted. Tricky says, &#8220;If you think that&#8217;s weird, you should [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>A Bar Joke?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 09:19:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, &#8220;Hey, you don&#8217;t need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery.&#8221; The lady asks, &#8220;How do I do it without surgery?&#8221; &#8220;Just rub toilet paper between them.&#8221; Startled the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What&#8217;s the meanest thing you said without meaning to sound mean?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2011 01:23:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mine was When I was 4 or 5 my parents were going out somewhere and our grandparents were babysitting. Mum got all dressed up, put on her makeup and had obviously put a lot of thought into looking nice, but she felt like something was missing, so she asked me&#8230; &#8220;Robyn, what can I do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Great joke, please star if you get a giggle?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 01:19:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman say&#8217;s to her husband that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her,.. &#8220;Hey, you don&#8217;t need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery.&#8221; His wife asks &#8221; How can I do it without surgery?&#8221; &#8220;Just rub toilet paper between them&#8221; replied [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Great joke folks, please star if you get a giggle?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2011 17:19:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman say&#8217;s to her husband that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her,.. &#8220;Hey, you don&#8217;t need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery.&#8221; His wife asks &#8221; How can I do it without surgery?&#8221; &#8220;Just rub toilet paper between them&#8221; replied [...]]]></description>
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		<title>hi i am facially deformed please send donations contact me?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2011 01:19:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[hi i have protues syndrome the dreade elephant man incurable diesese is ther any way you can help me out for plastic surgery i am female and have had the stigma of being a freak of nature all my life the insults the beatings the humiliation the bullying is ther any one willing to help [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ugh, I hate my nose!?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2010 09:22:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s inherited. My mum had it, and she got plastic surgery on it. Now me &#038; my sister have it. I hate it so much! It&#8217;s like an arch shape. I didn&#8217;t used to have it when I was younger. It started to form when I was about 9 or 10. I&#8217;ve had a few [...]]]></description>
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