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Met this bloke down in Cornwall he had two black eye.
“How did you get those” I asked “Well” he said “the first one I got a few days ago when I was in church and I happened to sit behind Mary the miller’s daughter and she had on this red, silk, clingy dress and when we stood up to sing I noticed that the dress had gone up her bum a little so I leaned over and pulled in out”
Trying not to laugh I asked about the second eye. “Well” he said “yesterday I was in church again only this time with my pal Tom and sure enough we found ourselves sitting behind Mary, who had on the same silky dress and sure enough when we all stood the dress went up her bum a little and, quick as a flash, my pal Tom leaned over and pulled it out – well I know she does not like that so I leaned over and tucked it back in again.”
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You silly gorbie! LOOOOOOL
That’s a good one! Rather funny!
nice LOL
Good crack, that one.
That was funny! I really liked that one, do you have more?
thats funny
A new joke! V funny!
I’ve heard this one so many times…..but it’s still funny!!!!
LOL!!!!
So I guess he learn now to keep his hands to himself!!! I like this joke pretty funny. LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
it’s ok.
still old
ha ha ha.
lol
Very good
lol
lol
Very funny!
LOL…nice one hunni
u stole that joke from me!!
lol
you are bent on spoiling my evening
thats a good one
too good
Hahahaha!
nice one had me lol