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Teacher: Translate – Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.
Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lakh plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha
Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.
Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Banta: Are tension mat le, Zeher bharwane aya hoga…
Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne maara.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara maara!
Santa: Chand pa jaana asaan hai ya suraj par?
Banta: Suraj par.
Santa: Woh kyon?
Banta: Suraj subah me dikhta hai aur Chand sirf raat me dikhta hai jab aur kuch dikhaai nahi deta!
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The no.2 and 4 are very good and here r some more
Santa: Look at these bills: rent, telephone, electricity, shopping, etc. The costs are going up on all of them. I would be very happy if just one thing went down.
Pappu: Dad, see my report card
Santa: Will U marry, after I die.
Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister.
Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die.
Santa: No, I will also live with your sister.
Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? To avoid the side effects
all the jokes were very mast n mast n also hilarious!
voting and marriage joke achcha tha
santa banta are forever hilarious
Number 4 is balle balle
OOH LA LA! These are superb! I LMAO!!!.
gud ,…skeleton valla mast hai !
Cool jokes all of them.
uh, yeah…. BTW you are hot!!!
I don’t get it..
i dont get it…………..
first joke is superb.
what the hell?
It is very lively and lovely to look at the fun side of life from an intellectual point of view as long the jokes are not meant to be at any ones cost. As usual you done a good job.
Just a modest addition …..
For construction of under water railway communication through the English channel contracts were sought from a lot of developed and industrial countries and all came up with almost the same long time frame and large expenses. The time was the major factor and not the money.
The traditional Mistrees from India came to know about the project and said they would be able to finish it in half the time but at double the expense. That created a real excitement in the management and they asked for the plans.
It is was proposed that team A will start digging the under water tunnel from England and team B will start the under water tunnel from France and will meet in the center. That sounded quite hilarious.
However a wise guy asked the project chief engineers that what would happen if team A fails to meet team B and both pass along each other.
The project chief engineers spontaneously exclaimed don’t worry, you will buy one and get one free!