Short Medical Jokes


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1.) A woman goes into a dentist’s office, and after her examination, the dentist says, I’m sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill that tooth.
Horrified, the woman replies, Oh, no! I’d rather have a baby.
To which the dentist replies, Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair.
2.) Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
Patient: Go with the good news first.
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?
Doctor: Um… I forgot to tell you yesterday.

19 Comments so far

  1. Medical Jokes: Tim "Wickman" F

    both were good

  2. Medical Jokes: No Discrimination

    1.) i’d say its about a 3
    2.) i’d say its about a 7
    so all together its worth a 10 which is a star.

  3. Medical Jokes: im_your_

    1.) i didn’t get it
    2.) 8, that was prety good!

  4. Medical Jokes: tm41170

    good ones.

  5. Medical Jokes: Undertaker-RIP- PAC

    6 on the first
    9 on the second

  6. Medical Jokes: joethedo

    heard both before but still good have a star

  7. Medical Jokes: Brianna S

    i love the second one to death oh wait was that me he was talking to lol
    10.9

  8. Medical Jokes: cats

    An 8 for each! Pretty funny!

  9. Medical Jokes: Brooklyn

    the first one is 6/10, second one are old

  10. Medical Jokes: danny

    1st one) 7
    2nd one) 9
    star? no

  11. Medical Jokes: h0ckygy

    blah

  12. Medical Jokes: ?

    First one
    9/10
    10/10
    Very funny

  13. Medical Jokes: Tubby

    -111135466467

  14. Medical Jokes: Prayer Warrior

    1 was okay, not so great, 2 was awesome!! 8/10!!

  15. Medical Jokes: Bearfrie

    LMAo

  16. Medical Jokes: texan@hr

    5 and 6. not bad, i’ve seen better.

  17. Medical Jokes: KÖoÌSÍÄy€r5 - "S" 4 SÍ

    I posted number 2 along time ago, and 1 is 8/10

  18. Medical Jokes: triplepl

    1st one is funny, never heard it before
    the 2nd one is funny too but it is very old

  19. Medical Jokes: joco119

    Have to give them a “1″





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