Simple Short Medical Jokes (rate 1/10 & Star)?

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QUESTION:

1.) A woman goes into a dentist’s office, and after her examination, the dentist says, I’m sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill that tooth.
Horrified, the woman replies, Oh, no! I’d rather have a baby.
To which the dentist replies, Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair.
2.) Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
Patient: Go with the good news first.
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?
Doctor: Um… I forgot to tell you yesterday.

19 Comments so far

  1. Tim "Wickman" F on September 28, 2009 6:39 am

    both were good

  2. No Discrimination on September 28, 2009 7:04 am

    1.) i’d say its about a 3
    2.) i’d say its about a 7
    so all together its worth a 10 which is a star.

  3. im_your_ on September 28, 2009 8:03 am

    1.) i didn’t get it
    2.) 8, that was prety good!

  4. tm41170 on September 28, 2009 8:10 am

    good ones.

  5. Undertaker-RIP- PAC on September 28, 2009 8:56 am

    6 on the first
    9 on the second

  6. joethedo on September 28, 2009 9:28 am

    heard both before but still good have a star

  7. Brianna S on September 28, 2009 10:12 am

    i love the second one to death oh wait was that me he was talking to lol
    10.9

  8. cats on September 28, 2009 11:03 am

    An 8 for each! Pretty funny!

  9. Brooklyn on September 28, 2009 11:36 am

    the first one is 6/10, second one are old

  10. danny on September 28, 2009 12:08 pm

    1st one) 7
    2nd one) 9
    star? no

  11. h0ckygy on September 28, 2009 12:11 pm

    blah

  12. ? on September 28, 2009 12:58 pm

    First one
    9/10
    10/10
    Very funny

  13. Tubby on September 28, 2009 1:04 pm

    -111135466467

  14. Prayer Warrior on September 28, 2009 1:20 pm

    1 was okay, not so great, 2 was awesome!! 8/10!!

  15. Bearfrie on September 28, 2009 2:03 pm

    LMAo

  16. texan@hr on September 28, 2009 2:33 pm

    5 and 6. not bad, i’ve seen better.

  17. KÖoÌSÍÄy€r5 - "S" 4 SÍ on September 28, 2009 2:53 pm

    I posted number 2 along time ago, and 1 is 8/10

  18. triplepl on September 28, 2009 3:14 pm

    1st one is funny, never heard it before
    the 2nd one is funny too but it is very old

  19. joco119 on September 28, 2009 3:40 pm

    Have to give them a “1″




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