By: Smiley

Smiley — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:51:24 +0000

I have one! Not nearly as funny as yours! But, here goes:
A man has been swept out to sea, as he drifted in the water He continuously prayed to God to rescue him. Nearly a day had gone by and a small boat with a fisherman came by. The fisherman struggled to get the man aboard, while the stranded man fought hard to get out off the boat. Frustrated the fisherman sailed on.
Again the man prayed with all of his might for the Lord to come and save him.
A few hours later a Luxury Liner happened upon him. The Captain lowered the rope and sent 3 crew members to retrieve him. He fought two of them off and threw 1 in the water. Again they sailed off in frustration. Again he pleaded with God to rescue him.
Two more days go by and by now not only is the man hungry, he is dehydrated, tired and bordering on hypothermia. In the distance he could here the thundering noise of a helicopter coming, once it arrived again he started thrashing about making it quite difficult for the pilot to keep the helicopter steady, again in frustration it too flew off never to be seen again.
Later, sadly the man passed away due to hypothermia. Once he reached the Pearly Gates he asked God this question..
Man: Lord, I prayed and I begged and Pleaded for you to come rescue me, do you not love me?
The Lord: Son I sent you a fisherman, a Liner and a helicopter, are you serious, what kind of miracle were you expecting?!?

By: Chester

Chester — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:11:17 +0000

first ones my fav.

By: TREVON

TREVON — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:44:54 +0000

lol 2nd one is my favorite

By: canadian

canadian — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:41:26 +0000

good ones lol !!!!

By: 16 going on 17!

16 going on 17! — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:30:25 +0000

LOL

By: Bear:)

Bear:) — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:35:22 +0000

Pretty good
Loved the last one

By: Jenive

Jenive — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:52:47 +0000

Great jokes lol

By: horoika1

horoika1 — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:16:04 +0000

I really like the 1st, 2nd and last one.
Last one is the best for me.

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