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		<title>I love him, but so many things get in the way of a good relationship? (repost in LGBT section)?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 01:19:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My boyfriend (born a girl, has wanted to be male his whole life, and wants surgery when old enough) lives with his mum (we are teenagers), and she is one of the most uncooperative people you could meet. She sits on the couch all day, eats sweets, and watches TV, then complains about being tired. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So-called best friend help&#8230;.What on EARTH am I going to do?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 01:19:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a long story&#8230;. I have been friends with lets call her Joanne, since september. We have had a few little arguments here and then, like all friends do. Then we became friends with (let&#8217;s call her:) Emily. So, the 3 of us were really good friends. But, Joanne is the sort of girl who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What should I do about my &#8216;bff?&#8217;?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 09:19:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a long story&#8230;. I have been friends with Joanne, since september. We have had a few little arguments here and then, like all friends do. Then we became friends with Emily. So, the 3 of us were really good friends. But, Joanne is the sort of girl who makes jokes about everything you say, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alopecia And School ? Please Help !?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 09:23:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi All, I am a 15 year old guy with Alopecia totalis/universalis (loss of all body hair) so therefore i don&#8217;t have any hair on my body except my eyelashes and weak eyebrows and being a teenager trying to fit into the socially acceptable &#8220;group&#8221; its quite hard. My alopecia began in year 7 (2008) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Do the members of the R&amp;S Section find this joke funny?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 May 2011 01:20:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>medicaljokes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If so, a star would be nice. THE PASTOR ASKED IF ANYONE IN THE CONGREGATION WOULD LIKE TO EXPRESS PRAISE FOR ANSWERED PRAYERS. A LADY STOOD AND WALKED TO THE PODIUM. SHE SAID, &#8220;I HAVE A PRAISE. TWO MONTHS AGO, MY HUSBAND, TOM, HAD A TERRIBLE BICYCLE ACCIDENT AND HIS SCROTUM WAS COMPLETELY CRUSHED. THE [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
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		<title>He&#8217;s always following, me touching me&#8230;joking with me, &amp; so on. We&#8217;re friends, but does he want to be more?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 17:19:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This man &#8220;TA&#8221;, I think has strong feelings for me. Over the course of a year, he &#038; I have conversed about many things. In the last year, our conversations went from being casual, to more open &#038; sometimes intimate conversations about family, stress, etc. In the last year, I noticed some slight &#8216;trial balloons&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Do you find this joke funny!?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2011 17:20:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If so, a star would be nice, but optional of course. THE PASTOR ASKED IF ANYONE IN THE CONGREGATION WOULD LIKE TO EXPRESS PRAISE FOR ANSWERED PRAYERS. A LADY STOOD AND WALKED TO THE PODIUM. SHE SAID, &#8220;I HAVE A PRAISE. TWO MONTHS AGO, MY HUSBAND, TOM, HAD A TERRIBLE BICYCLE ACCIDENT AND HIS SCROTUM [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Do you think this joke is funny?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 09:19:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If so, a star would be nice. THE PASTOR ASKED IF ANYONE IN THE CONGREGATION WOULD LIKE TO EXPRESS PRAISE FOR ANSWERED PRAYERS. A LADY STOOD AND WALKED TO THE PODIUM. SHE SAID, &#8220;I HAVE A PRAISE. TWO MONTHS AGO, MY HUSBAND, TOM, HAD A TERRIBLE BICYCLE ACCIDENT AND HIS SCROTUM WAS COMPLETELY CRUSHED. THE [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The recovery room (JOKE)?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2011 09:20:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>medicaljokes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A gentleman was just out of surgery for a appendicitus. His wife sat calmly beside him holding his hand while she waited for him to wake up. A few minutes later she looked over and his eyes were fluttering. He opened them, looked directly at her and said &#8220;Hi Beautiful&#8221; and went back to sleep. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Foreign Disease (Joke: WARNING: a little rude ) ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2011 01:19:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one morning to find his pen*s covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to [...]]]></description>
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