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Cyril was taking a walk through the park on his zimmer frame, when he came across three old ladies sitting on the park bench.
He smiled and wished them a good afternoon.
One called over and said:-
“If you drop your trousers and pants, we can tell how old you are by looking at your willy!”
“Really?” Cyril said, “I’d like to see you do that!”
So he dropped his trousers and pants to the ground.
The old ladies studied it intently, they looked this way and that and said in unison:-
“Your 92 years and 1 day old!!!”
“That’s amazing!” said Cyril absolutely flabbergasted, “however could you tell just by doing that?”
All three ladies took a deep breath and said :-
“Because we came to your birthday party yesterday, you senile old fool”
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………If you come closer we’ll tell you something else. You had a vasectomy when you were 55.
“How Did you know that?!”
Because you weren’t able to shoot in our faces last night.
hahahahahahahahaha
haha….very naughty old womenn
LOL Where you getting these from?!
hahahaha classy ole birds
that was really funny !! lol lol lol lol lol lol
lol
haha very funny x
lol great i love old people lol star 4 u
ha ha ha ha very good
Haha funny
haha
good jokes. lol
hahaha, PMSL, that was funny!!!
Ah ha ha! Old people are great! You gotta luv Em……….x
that was grand love it
LOL!
xx