The 2nd Best Nursing Home Joke Ever!!!!!?


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Cyril was taking a walk through the park on his zimmer frame, when he came across three old ladies sitting on the park bench.
He smiled and wished them a good afternoon.
One called over and said:-
“If you drop your trousers and pants, we can tell how old you are by looking at your willy!”
“Really?” Cyril said, “I’d like to see you do that!”
So he dropped his trousers and pants to the ground.
The old ladies studied it intently, they looked this way and that and said in unison:-
“Your 92 years and 1 day old!!!”
“That’s amazing!” said Cyril absolutely flabbergasted, “however could you tell just by doing that?”
All three ladies took a deep breath and said :-
“Because we came to your birthday party yesterday, you senile old fool”

17 Comments so far

  1. Medical Jokes: PatSajac

    ………If you come closer we’ll tell you something else. You had a vasectomy when you were 55.
    “How Did you know that?!”
    Because you weren’t able to shoot in our faces last night.

  2. Medical Jokes: Tracey

    hahahahahahahahaha

  3. Medical Jokes: annette?

    haha….very naughty old womenn

  4. Medical Jokes: Irish Princess

    LOL Where you getting these from?!

  5. Medical Jokes: josey

    hahahaha classy ole birds

  6. Medical Jokes: philldil

    that was really funny !! lol lol lol lol lol lol

  7. Medical Jokes: x Adele x

    lol

  8. Medical Jokes: kaylie

    haha very funny x

  9. Medical Jokes: Nicola V

    lol great i love old people lol star 4 u

  10. Medical Jokes: mizzmamm

    ha ha ha ha very good

  11. Medical Jokes: AFI_spar

    Haha funny

  12. Medical Jokes: nellie boo

    haha

  13. Medical Jokes: Black

    good jokes. lol

  14. Medical Jokes: ?haggisb

    hahaha, PMSL, that was funny!!!

  15. Medical Jokes: Maryann

    Ah ha ha! Old people are great! You gotta luv Em……….x

  16. Medical Jokes: hmspink

    that was grand love it

  17. Medical Jokes: Squirrel

    LOL!
    :) xx





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