This Doctor Doctor Joke Is Sooo Fuunnyy!!!?!!!?

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QUESTION:

doctor: i have some bad news and some even worse news.
patient: whats the bad news?
doctor: you have 24 hours to live.
patient: what could be worse than that?
doctor: i’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday!

19 Comments so far

  1. ? Lp3DMAnime ? on February 18, 2010 1:54 pm

    At first i didn’t get it, but after like 5 seconds, i started rofl-ing, lol. I love this joke, it’s hilarious. Good one!

  2. Sarah on February 18, 2010 1:57 pm

    eh its alright, didnt make me laugh.
    im sorry to tell you that its not actually a doctor doctor joke.
    a doctor doctor joke starts with-
    doctor doctor……………

  3. catherine w on February 18, 2010 2:48 pm

    OMG OMG hahahahahahahhahaahaha lol lol
    i heard that 1
    mommy mommy can i play with rover
    no, we already dug him up 4 times this week.
    mommy mommy i hate my brothers guts!
    just finish whats on ur plate

  4. Ang on February 18, 2010 3:04 pm

    LOL THATS FREAKIN FUNNY

  5. Vonnie on February 18, 2010 3:54 pm

    i get it hahahahahaha

  6. Lover of God! on February 18, 2010 4:19 pm

    it’s pretty funny funny… i’ve heard it before though…

  7. Lady Joanne on February 18, 2010 4:34 pm

    Poor patient!

  8. The Big Boss on February 18, 2010 5:25 pm

  9. ?€xŽØ?ÏK on February 18, 2010 5:41 pm

    lollylollol!

  10. Drake F on February 18, 2010 6:20 pm

    That is so funny because then the guy could like die any minute!

  11. i love pink! on February 18, 2010 6:46 pm

    giggles

  12. anim3lov on February 18, 2010 6:51 pm

    In 3 letters
    L
    O
    L
    =D

  13. Anonymou on February 18, 2010 7:47 pm

    -playing rim shot- “ba-DUM ching” …=P

  14. Nix Gaunt Lestrange on February 18, 2010 7:59 pm

    That’s cute.

  15. RavenNev on February 18, 2010 8:00 pm

    Ok it did make my lips turn up a bit. Thank you, I needed that.

  16. ? on February 18, 2010 8:45 pm

    That is really funny! lol

  17. LOL on February 18, 2010 8:56 pm

    doctors are not funny! they scare me

  18. Jason on February 18, 2010 9:06 pm

    i chuckled

  19. burger lover on February 18, 2010 9:35 pm

    yes it is funny
    i like ur name




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