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A man came round in hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted, “Doc, Doc, I can’t feel my legs!”
The doctor replied,
“I know you can’t, I’ve cut
off your arms”.
An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she
returned to her daughter’s house later that night, she seemed upset. “What
happened, Mother?” the daughter asked.
“I had to slap his face three times!”
“You mean he got fresh?”
“No,” she answered, “I thought he was dead!”
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Scotsman walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Labatt Blue. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverages, three flies landed in each of their pints.
The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing happened. The Scotsman picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling, “SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT”
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all good cowboy but we dont shake em we give em a good suck make sure we got it all 10/10
the last one was hilarious. not convinced about the other 2!!
Spit it out!! that’s good 8/10
I’d only heard the 3rd. I liked the first the best
lol
Oldies, but goodies Cowboy
Just like us! (I said laughing)
HA HA HA, HEHEHEH, hohoho! They`re good `uns!
ive never heard the third one. its great!!!!!!!
LOL…… thanks for a laugh and sharing……
lol
Thanks for the laugh I’ve never heard them before 10 out of 10
That last one was the funniest. I loved it. Thanks for the laugh. Good job. 10/10
just for lought , its boring already ma daily consume
the first and third are good…thanx
Awesome- that last one was especially good!
Good ones! Love the last one!
good
good
great, lol
…..the first one was the best one…..lol
Awwww mean! Im welsh from Swansea and i like the scots! Hehe. The jokes were good though. It put a smile on my face tonight.
the last one was cool. its funny.
thanks for he laugh! i seriously needed it. im so bored these days!
I heard the last one already – but they were still funny!
a ginger and a blond standing on a cliff,
ginger says to the blonde “Wow can you see that beautiful reforest over there?”
the blonde says “Na i can’t see through the trees!”
lol
hahah
Funny?
youve really made my day, i had a good giggle!!!!
lol 3 jokes that deserved 3 laughs, bravo!
the last one was funny!!xx
the last one was funny!!
thank you,you are too sweet you made me feel good after a hard day……….thank you
hahahahahahahaha! that was hilarious dude, good job.
Ain’t nothin’ wrong with oldies. That last one was funny…
I really liked these especially the one about the beer and the flies.thanks for the laugh.