Two quick jokes…?


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A kid at a pharmacist:
-Can you give me a condom for my mother?
-Don’t you mean for your father?
-No, dad’s away on business.
(Lame I know)

A man is having a job interview to be a newsreader, when suddenly he starts getting a nervous twitch in his left eye.
“Are you OK?” asks the interviewer
“Yes, I’m fine, this is normal, whenever I get nervous or stressed I start winking. I’ll just take an aspirin and it’ll stop”
He starts going through his pockets and pulls out about 40 packets of condoms.
“My god, you must be good with the women, ” says the interviewer
“No, no, quite the opposite in fact. I get nervous and start winking, which puts them off quite a bit.”
“Then why all those condoms?”
“Have you ever gone into a pharmacist and asked for aspirins while winking all the time?”

29 Comments so far

  1. Medical Jokes: Jordan

    lol

  2. Medical Jokes: Will S

    very cute, have a star.

  3. Medical Jokes: ?Fallen Angel?

    lol funny

  4. Medical Jokes: Ylz

    i dont know:S

  5. Medical Jokes: Terri9

    that’s funny

  6. Medical Jokes: hotti_hil

    lol wth

  7. Medical Jokes: Lauren

    Haha i like them both but i like the 2nd better…
    answer mine plz!

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlYOPXgqtLPTNHUqhF7SjWvsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20080714091246AARsf6y

    Thanks for the jokes!

  8. Medical Jokes: xxabbyxx

    hehe the second one is the best i think

  9. Medical Jokes: yah_Xx

    lol the second one is funnier x lol

  10. Medical Jokes: army sister

    HaHa…the second one was kinda funny

  11. Medical Jokes: Mai

    Leave out the first one, thats wack, but the second one is ok.

  12. Medical Jokes: Suicide Bunny

    Very Funny (:
    Have another star
    woo!

  13. Medical Jokes: taurus05

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! i love them

  14. Medical Jokes: Barry K

    Ha ha for the 2nd one.

  15. Medical Jokes: borncritic

    lol

  16. Medical Jokes: mahayi

    sick and lame

  17. Medical Jokes: aj24

    lol..
    first ones ok..but the second one is damn ffuunnyy…

    ^_^

  18. Medical Jokes: Evie P

    Heehee

  19. Medical Jokes: amy b

    lol

  20. Medical Jokes: Maria L

    ha ha ha=]
    gave you a star

  21. Medical Jokes: kaysee!

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!

    d00d thats fricken histerical.
    lmao!

  22. Medical Jokes: chintu

    thats smart of u….

  23. Medical Jokes: fan of dan

    hahhahahhahahahahahahahhahah no i didnt find that lame!!!!!
    the second one is good too
    poor guy!!!!!!!
    hahhahahahahahahahhaahhaha keep em coming!!

  24. Medical Jokes: princess

    lol funny !!!!!

  25. Medical Jokes: tinkerbell

    funny!
    loved the second one!

  26. Medical Jokes: sweettastynjuicy

    it was ok

  27. Medical Jokes: Nini

    -lol-
    -hehe-
    -funny-

  28. Medical Jokes: DJ Bulldog

    very clever dude

  29. Medical Jokes: Stacey h

    Haha the second joke is good. made me laugh.





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