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A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt.
The doctor looked concerned and said, “Show me where.”
The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, “Ouch!”
Then she touched her leg and screamed, “Ouch!”
She touched her nose and cried, “Ouch!”
She looked at her doctor and said, “See? It hurts everywhere!”
after a while the doctor checked on an x-ray on her. He replied “Don’t worry; it’s not serious. You”ve just got a broken index finger.”
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Heard it way too many times. Funny the first time, yeah. Not so funny after that.
Oh well.
a classic… in every language. check this one out
A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.
The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can’t find it. She says to the cop, “I must have left it at home officer.”
The cop says, “Well, do you have any kind of identification?” The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.
She looks at it and says to the cop, “All I have is this picture of myself.” The cop says, “Let me see it, then.” So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, “Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have even pulled you over. You can go now.”
the way i heard it was this:
a redhead goes into a doctor’s office saying,”doc, my hole body hurts.” she touches her knee,”OUCH!” she touches her elbow,”OUCH!” then she touched her foot,”OUCH!” the doctor thinks for a few moments. HE says,” you’re not a true redhead are you?” she says “no” he says”i thought so cuz your finger is broken.
i’m not criticizing you, it’s just the way i heard it.
3 chicks r running from the cops, they run into a barn. The brunette hides behind the chickens and roosters, the red head hides in the middle of cows, the blonde hides behind giant bags of potatoes. The cops run in, and start looking, the brunette goes, “cluck cluck cluck” the red head goes moooooo, then the blonde goes, “potatoes, potatoes”
loooove it …lol…shiny stars **************
Hahahaha. good one!
I can SO picture this!
lol
its ok
are the blondes really that stupid???
LOL HAHAHAHAHA FUNNIEST YET.
NOT A BLONDE JOKE BUT FUNNY
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People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
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