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		<title>vet joke&#8230;?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 01:19:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn&#8217;t really ethical to screw one of his patients. However, a little voice in his head said Lots of other doctors have sex with their patients, &#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Has anyone heard the joke about the dog who could hardly hear?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2011 17:20:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Nair Joke?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2011 17:20:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No matter how many times I hear this it still cracks me up, maybe I have a BAD mind My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in it&#8217;s ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>a silly joke?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2010 01:26:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A MAN RECENTLY took his rottweiler to a veterinarian to be examined. &#8220;My dog is cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?&#8221; the man asked. &#8220;Well,&#8221; said the vet, &#8220;let&#8217;s have a look at him.&#8221; The vet picked up the dog and examined his eyes. Finally, he announced, &#8220;I&#8217;m going to have to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>joke of the day!!!?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2010 09:19:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy comes home from work feeling bad about the day&#8217;s activities. He lays down on the couch and ponders his actions. Like most of us, his conscience has two voices; that of his good moral side and that of his mischievous side. While staring at the ceiling, a voice in his head says &#8220;don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>joke of the day number 2?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2010 01:33:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him: &#8220;Hey look, I&#8217;m a vet &#8212; I don&#8217;t need to ask my patients these kind of questions: I can tell what&#8217;s wrong just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How much would you rate these jokes out of ten?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 17:24:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Crack Found on Governor&#8217;s Daughter [Imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!] Miners Refuse [...]]]></description>
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		<title>more jokes for you i hope you enjoy these 1s too :p?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 17:21:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1.It was the first day of a new school year. Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher asks the first boy &#8220;Why are you tardy,&#8221; the boy replies &#8220;I&#8217;ve been on Blueberry Hill&#8221; the teacher said &#8220;Take your seat.&#8221; She asks the next boy why he was late. &#8220;I was on Blueberry Hill [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Like This Blonde Joke?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 08:11:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise. “You need to make sure this dog runs around,” the doctor said. “Try playing a game of fetch.” “I can’t play fetch with my dog,” the blonde said. “Why not?” the doctor asked. “Because,” she replied, “He can’t throw.”]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Joke But Take No Offense Its Just A Joke.?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 21:46:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Subject: REDNECK VASECTOMY After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn&#8217;t want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that [...]]]></description>
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