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This is a heads up to those friends who haven’t experienced it yet, and an explanation to those friends and family who have. Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on. While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one is not. It’s happening every day.
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else’s thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Who would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for years? Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and Sheer Energy pantyhose.
Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again. My butt was next. I know it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear end (although badly attached at least three inches lower than my original) to the thighs they stuck me with earlier. Now, my rear end complimented my legs, lump for lump. Frantic, I prayed that long skirts would stay in fashion.
It was two years ago when I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and I watched horrified but fascinated as the flesh of my upper arms swung to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary. My body was being replaced one section at a time. How clever and fiendish.
Age? Age had nothing to do with it. Age is supposed to creep up, unnoticed, something like maturity. NO, I was being attacked repeatedly and without warning. In despair I gave up my T-shirts. What could they do to me next?
My poor neck disappeared more quickly than the Thanksgiving turkey it now resembled. That’s why I decided to tell my story. I can’t take on the medical profession by myself.
Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee. That really isn’t plastic that those surgeons are using. You KNOW where they are getting those replacement part, don’t you? The next time you suspect someone has had a face “lifted”, look again. Was it lifted from you? I think I finally found my thighs…and I hope Cindy Crawford paid a really good price for them!
This is not a hoax. This is happening to women in every town every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS.
P.S. I must say that last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in bed and they were gone! As I jumped out of bed I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
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i think this is hilarious and very very true!!!
Damn, and I just had a boob job! Are you sure you still have yours?? LMAO I love this “Warning”
get yourself a good bra
lmao guess what I woke up and someone had stolen my husband, woke up to this hairy fat slob omg it is really happening !
i love the last ps part
nice one.the last bits the best 9/10
pretty hilarious.please take care of your whatever is left in you……………….(your own)!
waiting for more!!!
yes
hilarious!!
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*hahahahahahaha*
*uhahuahuahua*crying*
The last part was the best part.
scary mary is that you???
you gave it away wen you said you had no neck! haha
good one lol
next time when u sleep u hide ur breast
breasts and sleep they travel too much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i like u girls when u girls sleep left ur spare parts care free!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaaaaaaa
Ha ha ha.!!!
That is Excellent mate.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers Chris.!!