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Headmaster: I’ve had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Headmaster: Exactly.
Mother: “Did you enjoy your first day at school?”
Girl: “First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?
Patient: Doctor! You’ve got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next please!
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’
The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’
The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’
I use this joke for retelling in reported speech.
My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him “What was the name of his other leg?”
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, “Bow-wow!” The cat ran away. “What was that, Father?” asked Baby Mouse. “Well, son, that’s why it’s important to learn a second language.”
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
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Funny
4&5 the best.
Dentist to man: “Say ahh”.
Man: “Whys that”?
Dentist: “My dog just died.
Ok..
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good ones mate.!!!
Short and sweet.!!
Cheers.!!
They are okay
they’re ok
quick jokes make me laugh quicker