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I’ve just found out that my wife is lying to me.
Every day, she says that she’s leaving me. And every night when I get home from work she’s still there.
I f*rted in the pub the other day and this woman said,”How dare you do that in front of me”
I replied “Sorry madam, I didn’t know it was your turn.”
My mate insulted me.
I said, “How can you say that when I stuck up for you when someone said you weren’t fit to live with pigs?
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.I said you were.”
My mate’s bald (like me).
If we put our heads together we could make a right ar*e of ourselves.
I went into the pet shop and asked, “Do you sell wasps?”
The Pet Shop owner said, “No.”
“Well, you had one in the window last week.”
My wife asked, “Have you been having s*x behind my back?”
I replied,”Who did you think it was?”
Airline stewardess to a passenger:
“Would you like some of our TWA coffee, sir?”
“No thanks,” the passenger said,
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.”but I’d like to sample your TWA tea.”
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hahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaha thay r funny!
hahhahahahahahah thnx for sharing!
How can you not get the first one? One of these days, Duck, I’ld really like to get a look at your personal archives. You’ve got to be digging these up from somewhere. Stars, Lover Duck.
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It has been a while since someone called me that ha ha
were do you dig these up from at 7 in the morning super star
Funny.
old ones
The first third and last two I didn’t really understand but I laughed at the others lol nice job =)
Poor.
don’t give up the day job
lol.yes they are good
you’ve got some good ones.
Haha I thought these were pretty funny, I’m laughing.
i don’t get it
i didn’t get the first one but the others are funny