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I was milking the cow when she kicked me with her back hoof.
So I tied it to the stall.
She then kicked me with her other back hoof.
So I tied that one to the stall.
She then whacked me in the face with her tail.
So I tied the tail to her horns.
I then realized I had to p*e and as I was undoing my zipper, my wife walked into the parlor.
Boy! Did I have some explaining to do.
Patty, Mick, and Seamus sat in a building site canteen when Patty produced a thermos flask.
“What’s that?” said Mick.
“A thermos flask”, replied Patty.
“What’s it do?”, asked Mick.
“It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”
After work Mick went into the shop and bought the biggest flask imaginable.
The next day he put it on the table.
“What’s that?”, Seamus asked.
Mick gave the same explanation as Patty.
Seamus then asked, “What’ve you got in there?”
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“Two cups of coffee and a chocolate ice.”
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D@mned Irish never could get anything right.
haha like them both.
btw the second one is funny because he is irish so he put a hot thing and a cold thing in the flask because it keeps hot thing hot and cold things cold.
first ones funny
second ones stupid,retarted, and doesnt make sense
Funny.
That’s the luck of the Irish to get caught with your pants down, your making me think ow , but you are so funny,
I get the first one but not the second. Funny though
the first is hilarous
but i dnt get the second one