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want to hear a dirty joke?(I know you dont but o well) johnny played in the mud
want to hear a claen joke? he took a bath with bubbles
want to hear the rest of the joke? Bubbles is the girl next door
three really good friends r on a beach stranded:a redheaded, brunnete and blonde
a genie comes and says u each have 1 wish. makur chose wisley….
red head:i wish i were at home relaxing in my jacuzzi
poof! it was done.
brunnete:i wish i can go to the hugest mall in the world and spend all the money i want!
poof. it was done
blonde: i wish my friends were here…..
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.
“I will give each of you each one wish. That’s three wishes total,” says the genie.
The Canadian says, “I’m a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.”
With a blink of the genie’s eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state.”
Again, with a blink of the genie’s eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
“Uncle Sam” (A former civil engineer), asks, “I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.”
The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out – it’s virtually impenetrable.”
Uncle Sam says, “Fill it with water.”
clean….i know thousands of jokes….clean….man this is hard…..that word just subtracted abou 850 jokes…whoo….clean…is racist ok? please answer me
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at hime and says . . .”Hey buddy, why the long face?”