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1. Medical Jokes: Brainz

   A guy walking down the street sees a woman with huge breasts and offers her £100 if she lets him bite them.
   “No, are you crazy?” she says.
   “What about for £1000?” he asks.
   “Listen you freak” she says. “I’m not that kind of woman.”
   “You wouldn’t even do it for £10,000?” the man asks.
   “You’ll pay me £10,000 to bite my breasts?” she asks. “OK fine, lets go over to that alley.”
   Once there she takes off her blouse, and the guy begins caressing her breasts, kissing them, and fondling them.
   “So, are you gonna bite them or what?” she huffs.
   “Nah,” he shrugs. “Too expensive!!!.”

2. Medical Jokes: The Saint

   This guy in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move.
   “No thank you,” she said politely.” “This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I’m keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love.”
   “That must be rather difficult,” the man replied.
   “Oh, I don’t mind too much,” she said. “But, it has my husband pretty upset.”

3. Medical Jokes: Hencer B

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   Susie’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her ear close to be able to hear him.
   “You know” he whispered, his eyes filling with tears, “you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you stuck right beside me. When my business went under, there you were. When we lost the house, you were there. When I got shot, you stuck with me. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. “And you know what?”
   “What, dear?” she asked gently, smiling to herself.
   “I think you’re bad luck.”