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1. Medical Jokes: babyboom

   A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
   After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So you‘re a man. That‘s interesting. I‘m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There‘s nothing left, but we‘re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days“.
   Flattered, the man replies, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!“
   The woman continues, “And look at this, here‘s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn‘t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.“ Then she hands the bottle to the man.
   The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
   The man asks, “Aren‘t you having any?“
   The woman replies, “No. I think I‘ll just wait for the police…. “

2. Medical Jokes: :]

   these three strings want to go to a bar but the bartender doesn’t allow strings inside. they decide to go for it. the first string goes in, sits down and orders a soda. the bartender says “are you a string?” and he says “yes, i’m sorry” and leaves. the 2nd string decided to be a little more sly. he goes in, sits at the end of the bar in the smoke and shadows. but the bartender sees him and throws him out too. the 3rd string has a plan. he ties himself in a knot, messes up his hair and goes in. he sits down right in the middle of the bar, looks the bartender in the eye and orders a soda. the bartender says “no way, aren’t you a string????” and the 3rd string says “nope, i’m a freyed knot.”
   Whoops

3. Medical Jokes: Poseur

   The ACTUAL joke bendysmile was trying to do but messed up:
   A rope walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender looks at the rope and laughs. “I can’t serve you,” he says. “You’re a rope!” The rope walks out of the bar and ties himself into a knot. To make him look tougher, he messes up his hair. He walks back into the bar and asks for a drink again. This time, the bartender is getting angry. “You’re a rope!! I can’t serve you!! Didn’t I say this already?” says the bartender. The rope replies “I’m a frayed knot.”

4. Medical Jokes: Mark J

   Well your looking at a good looking bird.
   with great breasts, fab thighs.and Lushish long legs.
   And after all that nibbling biting , finger licking , sucking,and sticky fingering ,you still get to throw your bone in a greasy box

5. Medical Jokes: Giox

   Yo momma so stupid she though a lightsaber had fewer calories
   Yo momma so stupid she spent all day saying am not to R-2
   Yo momma so fat jaba the hut said DAAAAAAAAAAMN