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1.Define miracle drug ? Answer – A miracle drug is one that has now the same price as last year.
2. A pharmacist looks out the front of the store and sees a woman holding a bottle jumping up and down in the parking lot. The pharmacist walks out to the parking lot and asks the woman whats the matter. She replies ” I saw it said ‘Shake Well’ after I took it”.
3.This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks “What for?” She says “I want to kill my husband”.He says “Sorry, I can’t do that.” She then reaches inter her handbag a pulls out a photo of her husbanding bed with the pharmacist’s wife and hands it to him.He says, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription”
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HILARIOUS jokes — all of them!!!!!! Here’s a couple for you:
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass Wright’s Pharmacy. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
“Are you the Pharmacist?”
The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”
Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds.”
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?”
Pharmacist: “Definitely.”
Jacob: “How about Viagra?”
Pharmacist: “Of course.”
Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?”
Pharmacist: ‘”Yes, a large variety. The works.”
Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”
Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers?”
Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”
Jacob: “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”
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This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the weekend and they are hot, very hot.
Would you have something to get me going all night. It is going to be hell of a party.”
The pharmacist goes in the back room, comes back with an old dusty bottle and says, “This stuff is very potent, you drink only one ounce of it and I guarantee that you will be doing the wild thing all night. Let me know about it.”
The weekend goes by and on Monday morning, the pharmacist is going to work and at the door of the drug store, the same fellow is there waiting for him.
The pharmacist says, “What are you doing here so early? How was your weekend?”
The guy replies, “Quick open the store, I need Blue Ice (a pain muscle reliever).
The pharmacist, knowing what the guy had been doing all weekend, says, “Are you crazy, you can’t put that on your p**is. The skin is way too sensitive.”
The guy says, “It’s not for my p**is, it’s for my arm. ”
Pharmacist says, “What?? What happened?”
Guy replies, “Well. . . I drank the whole bottle of your potion. ”
Pharmacist says, “And. . .”
Guy replies, “The girls never showed up!”
Very funny.
Pretty good #3 is the best very funny!
i like :d