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An elderly couple go to the doctor’s office for the husbands yearly physical. After the exam is over they go home to await the results. Three days later the doctor calls and asks them to come to his office for the results. The doctor says I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that your blood pressure is down, your cholesterol level is normal and your chest x-rays are fine. The bad news is that the lab mixed up the findings of 2 of your tests with another patient. You will have to take the Alzheimer’s and Aids tests again. The elderly woman said we can’t afford that and medicare probably won’t pay for it. The doctor said well there is one way to find out for free. Take your husband down town and drop him off. If he finds his way home DON”T have sex with him.
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I think that is funny!!!…..LOL!!!!
You people are such idiots! It means that if he finds his way home he doesn’t have Alzheimer’s he has Aids! God you are so stupid and have no sense of humor!
a little long winded, the three days aren’t really necessary.
typical olden-day stand-up.
I had that one sent to me a while back but its still funny.
Not really funny.
It was just OK….nothing hilarious!
The AARP probly won’t think it’s funny.
WTF is that suppose to mean. I am still waiting or the punch line.
Now that was funny
Not bad lol
Yeah thats good!
It’s not the funniest thing i have ever heard.
It was ok.
meh not that funni
dumb
ok
its ok.
I agree with you!!! It was OK
Not too bad – I chuckled. ;~)
I don’t get the ending and I think it could have been better