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QUESTION:

An elderly couple go to the doctor’s office for the husbands yearly physical. After the exam is over they go home to await the results. Three days later the doctor calls and asks them to come to his office for the results. The doctor says I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that your blood pressure is down, your cholesterol level is normal and your chest x-rays are fine. The bad news is that the lab mixed up the findings of 2 of your tests with another patient. You will have to take the Alzheimer’s and Aids tests again. The elderly woman said we can’t afford that and medicare probably won’t pay for it. The doctor said well there is one way to find out for free. Take your husband down town and drop him off. If he finds his way home DON”T have sex with him.

20 Comments so far

  1. LuvMyLab on January 23, 2010 5:11 pm

    I think that is funny!!!…..LOL!!!!
    You people are such idiots! It means that if he finds his way home he doesn’t have Alzheimer’s he has Aids! God you are so stupid and have no sense of humor!

  2. PRinCEss on January 23, 2010 5:46 pm

    a little long winded, the three days aren’t really necessary.

  3. Been There on January 23, 2010 6:32 pm

    typical olden-day stand-up.

  4. Kitty 2 on January 23, 2010 7:18 pm

    I had that one sent to me a while back but its still funny.

  5. Grass Welch on January 23, 2010 7:51 pm

    Not really funny.

  6. onederfu on January 23, 2010 7:58 pm

    It was just OK….nothing hilarious!

  7. Gringo on January 23, 2010 8:33 pm

    The AARP probly won’t think it’s funny.

  8. Skywalke on January 23, 2010 9:12 pm

    WTF is that suppose to mean. I am still waiting or the punch line.

  9. Angelia B on January 23, 2010 9:53 pm

    Now that was funny

  10. Lacoste Alligators Never Bite! on January 23, 2010 10:26 pm

    Not bad lol

  11. Hannah on January 23, 2010 10:31 pm

    Yeah thats good!

  12. katy on January 23, 2010 10:47 pm

    It’s not the funniest thing i have ever heard.

  13. angelaro on January 23, 2010 11:12 pm

    It was ok.

  14. yummy gummi on January 23, 2010 11:45 pm

    meh not that funni

  15. s l on January 24, 2010 12:20 am

    dumb

  16. ?????????? ????DURGASHREE DIDI on January 24, 2010 1:18 am

    ok

  17. ?Love? on January 24, 2010 1:51 am

    its ok.

  18. THE UNCOOL 1 on January 24, 2010 2:21 am

    I agree with you!!! It was OK

  19. *~*Ms Kitty*~*Spring has Sprung! on January 24, 2010 2:27 am

    Not too bad – I chuckled. ;~)

  20. Yael C on January 24, 2010 2:52 am

    I don’t get the ending and I think it could have been better



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