5 Comments so far

1. Medical Jokes: grayskin

   dr dr i keep thinking i am a bridge,
   whats come over you boy,
   2 cars a lorry and a motorbike.

2. Medical Jokes: Dalaney V

   A mans mother-in-law recently started living with him, one day after a long day at work the man came home to see his mother-in-law on the floor. He calls the hospital and they send and ambulance over, the man sits in the waiting room for 2 hours. When finally the doctor comes out, the man looks up at the doctor who has a very serious look on his face. The doctor proceeds to tell the man what happened “Sir, you’ve get some good knew and some bad news, which one would you like first?” The man thinks for a quick second and then says “I will take the bad news” The doctor shifts slightly then says “It appears that you mother has a a very severe stroke, she is alive, and in fact will live for another 20-30 years, but she has lost all memory and can no longer use her words, instead she will make a horrible screeching noise, like a parrot, also she cant cant use her legs or arms so she cannot feed or wipe herself, no can she get up to go to the bathroom. For the next 20-30 years of your life you will need to feed her baby food 3 times a day, and changer her diapers every hour on the hour.” The mean sits and sighs taking it all in, then says “Well im not sure how much better that can get, whats the good news?” The doctor looks at him and says “Im just kiddin’ with ya she died.”

3. Medical Jokes: Sasha

   FUNNY FUNNY LIKE SUPER DUPER FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. Medical Jokes: Billy ????

   Doctor doctor the only thing I ever feel comfortable wearing in public is Saran Wrap!
   -Clearly I can see your nuts!

5. Medical Jokes: megzz :D

   Doctor, Doctor
   i feel like a pair of curtains
   pull yourself together then!