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I had this teacher in 6th grade, Mr. Swace, who was really young and nice, but he was really awkward. Here is a funny story:
My friend and I were talking about an upcoming science experiment. The experiment was to cut open a lamb’s heart. My friend was really grossed out, but I was okay with it because I had disected a really large African bullfrog when I was ten, at a camp. So I started talking about that.
All of a sudden, Mr. Swace came up behind me and said, “It’s nothing compared to disecting a cadaver.”
He said it very seriously, but not creepily–it sounded like he was trying to join the conversation. My friend didn’t know what a cadaver was so I told her, “It’s like a dead body.”
Mr. Swace said, “It’s not LIKE a dead body, it IS a dead body. My sister* had to disect a cadaver in medical school.”
We just sort of…walked away.
SO! What is the weirdest thing a teacher has ever said 2 u?
**This “sister” apparently is a doctor, a lawyer, a historian, and an artist.
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One of my male teachers was sitting at the end of the hall near his room after everyone had just gone into class. I walked out to the water fountain which was right across from his room and said What’s up Mr. _____ as I did so.
I was drinking water and heard a door close at the other end of the hall and a girl’s footsteps going the other way. He said, “There goes ______ _______.”
I looked down the hall and looked back at him and said, “Yep.”
He then asked, “Would you f- – k her?”
That was about 21 or 22 years ago and I still laugh about it!
My physical science teacher Mr. Cooper, in 10th grade. It was his first year teaching and he said “Yo homie dawgs, keep it real,yall respect me ill respect yall,represent the hood” and stated doing fake gang signs.
i was like omg this white boy is gonna get shot. we all laughed but yea he is a great teacher! He is like one of the most popular teacher at my school now
A skater boy was playing some skater music. The male singer had a somewhat feminine voice. The teacher repeatedly told him to turn the music off. I heard the teacher say something like “Oh…That’s a guy?” Before saying, “Then kill the f**” (a slur for homosexuals) Most people laughed.
You know your a really pretty girl. I can’t believe your dating that boy.
I was a bit suprised by this comment, and a little annoyed at the time
hold your two hands up like a figter