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A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner’s wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain…..do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”
His wife responds:
“He wasn’t kissing my neck – he was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, he thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him It was in the bathroom. Be strong. I love you, too.”
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Son takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it.
While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying of AIDS. When the friends leave the son asks, ‘Dad, you are dying of cancer. Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?’
The father replies, ‘I don’t want them screwing your mother after I’m gone!’
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after a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
“There might be some matches in the top drawer,” she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.
“Is this your husband?” he inquired nervously.
“No, silly,” she replied, snuggling up to him.
“Your boyfriend then?” he asked.
“No, not at all,” she said, nibbling away at his ear.
“Well, who is he then?” demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, “That’s me before the operation.”
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Three men walk into a cave, and hear a voice from the back.
“I’m coming to get you! And I’m going to eat you!”
The first man runs away.
They hear the voice again.
“I’m getting closer! And I’m going to eat you!”
The second man runs away.
The voice comes once more.
“I’ve nearly got you! And I’m going to eat you!”
The last man bravely walks on.
And at the very back of the cave, he finds a small boy picking his nose.
Teacher: Whoever answers this question can go home now one hour early
Student: Accidentally shoots a spit ball at his teacher
Teacher: who shot that spit ball
Student: I did by mistake. See you tomorrow.
A man went into the public toilets to relieve himself. The first cubicle was in use, so he went into the next one. As he took down his trousers, he heard a voice from the other cubicle.
“Hey, hows it going?”
Not wanting to be rude, he replied, “Not too bad thanks.”
A few seconds later, he heard the voice again.
“What are you up to?”
Somewhat relunctantly, he replied, “Having a quick sh*t, what about you?”
He heard the voice again.
“Hold on, I’m going to have to call you back. There’s some wise a.ss in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say!!
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Shelly. Shelly was very girly and liked wearing pretty skirts. She wore skirts every day.
One day at school, a young boy named Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym. So Shelly did.
When Shelly got home, she told her mom about her day, and included the part about the jungle gym.
“Shelly, don’t do that. He might just be trying to look at your underwear.” said her mother.
What the big deal was, Shelly didn’t understand.
The next day Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym again. So she did.
Shelly again told her mother about her day, including the jungle gym moment.
“Didn’t I tell you, young lady?” fumed her mother. “He just wants to see your underwear!”
“But Mommy, I tricked him,” said Shelly. “Today I didn’t wear any underwear!”
October 26, 2013 at 10:14 pm
A young single guy is on a cruise ship, having the time of his life.
On the second day of the cruise, the ship slams into an iceberg and
begins to sink. Passengers around him are screaming, flailing, and
drowning but he manages to grab on to a piece of driftwood and, using
every last ounce of strength, swims a few miles through the
shark-infested sea to a remote island.
Sprawled on the shore nearly passed out from exhaustion, he turns his
head and sees a woman lying near him, unconscious, barely breathing.
She’s also managed to wash up on shore from the sinking ship.
He makes his way to her, and with some mouth-to-mouth assistance he
manages to get her breathing again. She looks up at him, wide-eyed and
grateful, and says, “My God, you saved my life!” He suddenly realizes
the woman is Cindy Crawford!
Days and weeks go by. Cindy and the man are living on the island
together. They’ve set up a hut, there’s fruit on the trees, and
they’re in heaven. Cindy’s fallen madly in love with him, and they’re
making passionate love morning, noon and night. One day she notices
he’s looking kind of glum.
“What’s the matter, sweetheart?” she asks. “We have a wonderful life
together. I’m in love with you. Is there something wrong? Is there
anything I can do?”
He says, “Actually, Cindy, there is. Would you mind putting on my
“Sure,” she says, “If it will help.”
He takes off his shirt and she puts it on. “Now would you put on my
pants?” he asks.
“Sure, honey, if it’s really going to make you feel better,” she says.
“Okay, would you put on my hat now, and draw a little mustache on your
face?” he asks.
“Whatever you want, sweetie,” she says, and does.
Then he says, “Now, would you start walking around the edge of the
She starts walking around the perimeter of the island. He sets off in
the other direction. They meet up half way around the island a few
minutes later. He rushes up to her, grabs her by the shoulders, and
says, “Dude! You’ll never believe who I’m sleeping with!”
October 26, 2013 at 9:17 pm
One Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. The local elves union was up in arms over their contract and were threatening a walk-out. Mrs. Clause was pissed that Santa was never around to appreciate all of the hard work she had been doing around the house. Santa decided he needed to go home, sit in front of a fire and relax.
When he got there, Miss Clause was all up in his face and wouldn’t let down. Then, there was a knock on the door. It was Rudolph. He said the reindeer were sick and tired of Santa not upgrading to the new lightweight sliegh and they were joining the elves walkout. Santa slammed the door and threatend “The next person who knocks on that door is gonna get it!”
At that time, there was a knock on the door. Santa flung the door open and there stood a tiny little angel. The angel had been searching for the perfect Christmas tree for Santa’s house all day long, until it found the perfect one. The little angel asked, “Santa, I was wondering where you would like me to stick this tree?”
And that is the story of how the angel atop the tree tradition began.
(Ha Ha Ha Ha) Keep laughing & live happy.
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October 26, 2013 at 8:04 pm
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