what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever had to go to the hospital for….?
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had to go to ER once coz apparently [accidentally] OD”d on sleep meds… never looked so sheep-like in all my years : /
to add insult to injury the paramedic was directing Jew jokes at the doc the whole time….
no me not jewish… it just didn’t feel appropriate, y’know? 
made fae girders – is it still like that then?? lol
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broke my ankle… from running lame
broke my leg playing basketball outside in the rain on slipper cardboard to cover the puddles
After eating a naan bread I got one of those little black seeds stuck in my throat. I was coughing up blood, but by the time I got to see a doctor the seed had gone and he thought I had been making it up!
could have been worst… they could have admitted you to a mental health hospital for suicide precaution..
me… a couple months ago I admitted myself to the ER because I spotted blood in my mucus… thought I had cot damn swine flu or T.B. or whatever else is growing in nyc… they took chest Xrays and all that… come to find out, I just had the common cold… that was the most expensive common cold ever.
Lol are you a Jew?
Um, probably one time when i was 6 years old, i drank half a gallon of those “vitamin milk” that comes in small-plastic bolttle-like container. And i puked continuously, that i filled up the bucket with my vomit.
Ewww
Sprained my ankle from playing soccer on a horrible field full of holes, and with my luck I just had to trip in one of them. Was on crutches for a couple of weeks.
sent to a&e because i swollowed a drill bit …the doctors and nurses were laughing like it was a black and decker drill bit…but it was a dentists one that came loose while i was getting my teeth done
Had stomach pumped for talking OD
Twice in ER for being drunk
Also in hospital cause my penis was swollen …The nurse was laughing when she saw it cause it was the size of my little pinkie but it wasn’t funny cause it had been swollen like that for the past few days
Peanut up the nose. Not cool!
Drinking turpentine spirits by mistake.
I drank almost an entire bottle of hydrogen peroxide by mistake thinking it was my water bottle that I placed next to the opened hydrogen peroxide bottle that I was putting caps on and sealing them @ my grandpa’s factory.
I also had to go to the hospital early this summer because I let my toe infection caused by dropping a cinder block on my foot to expand and I guess as it swelled and got more and more infected it f$cked up my blood and made my skin redden and caused my eye to swell and completely shut itself for 3 days.