Why Can’t A Mobster Be A Paramedic? (joke)?

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Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly
Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, I think Sal is dead! What should I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence .. and then a shot is heard.
Vinny’s voice comes back on the line, “Okay… now what ?”

12 Comments so far

  1. «?????» on September 1, 2009 4:59 pm

    I’ve heard variations of that but it never gets boring.

  2. Elephant on September 1, 2009 5:58 pm

    Lol.. that was good!

  3. mainmanm on September 1, 2009 6:41 pm

    Note for the operator:
    If the caller has an Italian accent, think before you include the word dead in a sentence.
    haha.

  4. International Socialite on September 1, 2009 7:24 pm

    hehehe. that one is pretty great.

  5. xmarcax on September 1, 2009 8:13 pm

    lol

  6. ?Lang_H9 on September 1, 2009 8:46 pm

    hahahahahaha that one is really good! paramedics should be a little more careful about what they say.

  7. powhatan on September 1, 2009 9:40 pm

    that was funny..but i heard it before as a redneck joke…nice one though

  8. It's a Jungle in Here on September 1, 2009 10:14 pm

    Ah – instructions for the literal minded.

  9. qwertyta on September 1, 2009 11:01 pm

    haha i like this one.

  10. iluvgold on September 1, 2009 11:12 pm

    ha ha ha ha ha!
    thats HILARIOUS!

  11. ¸.•*´`*? AyY?ld?z ?*`´*•.¸ on September 1, 2009 11:48 pm

    HAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  12. Andy O on September 2, 2009 12:32 am

    thats pretty good




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