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Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly
Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, I think Sal is dead! What should I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence .. and then a shot is heard.
Vinny’s voice comes back on the line, “Okay… now what ?”
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I’ve heard variations of that but it never gets boring.
Lol.. that was good!
Note for the operator:
If the caller has an Italian accent, think before you include the word dead in a sentence.
haha.
hehehe. that one is pretty great.
lol
hahahahahaha that one is really good! paramedics should be a little more careful about what they say.
that was funny..but i heard it before as a redneck joke…nice one though
Ah – instructions for the literal minded.
haha i like this one.
ha ha ha ha ha!
thats HILARIOUS!
HAAAAAAAAAAAA!
thats pretty good