Why Did He Need Plastic Surgery?

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Warning: This joke is rude and contains sexual content. I will be posting jokes on this account rather than my other one now.
A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis.
The surgeon examined him and asked, “What happened?”
“Well, doc, I live in a trailer camp,” the man explained, “And from where I am I can see this lovely chick next door. She’s blonde and built like a brick wall. She’s so horny that every night I see her take a hot dog from the refrigerator and stick it in a hole in the floor of her trailer. Then she gets down and masturbates herself on the hot dog.”
“And?” prompted the doctor.
“Well, I felt this was a waste, so one day I got under the trailer and when she put the hot dog in the hole, I removed it and substituted my penis.”
“It was a great idea and everything was going well. Then someone knocked at the door, she jumped off my hot dog and tried to kick it under the stove.”

5 Comments so far

  1. ilovehel on October 31, 2009 2:26 pm

    oww
    what great timing

  2. roddy on October 31, 2009 3:22 pm

    Ouch!

  3. Tink on October 31, 2009 3:47 pm

    funny but ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

  4. **BaD-gA on October 31, 2009 4:11 pm

    Hhaha
    great joke!
    thnx hun ;-] lol

  5. Caleb on October 31, 2009 4:36 pm

    I bet that hurt!!!



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