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		<title>X-ray Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2011 14:03:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[X-ray techs know all the positions. X-ray techs do it in the dark. What do you do with a dead x-ray tech? You Barium! How many x-ray techs does it tech to insert an enema tip? O &#8211; get a student and make them do it.]]></description>
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		<title>Tell me what you think!?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2011 09:23:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guys, I&#8217;m originally Iranian and i get a lot of Persian (language spoken in Iran) jokes. for the first time I want to try translating a Persian joke into English. If it still sounds funny, then I might keep doing it. So, let me know what you think&#8230; A man walks into the radiology to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What do bored Radiology Students do on weekends?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 09:19:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Why do nurses stand around chatting when people are waiting?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2010 09:22:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I have been to A&#038;E, we have waited in the reception area for ages, then in another room for ages, then waited for things like X-Rays for ages. I genuinely want to know why nurses stand round chatting and joking when so many people are waiting for their help. I understand sometimes they can&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Please help!! Where are these teeth?!?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2010 17:19:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey guys. I&#8217;m 13. I have top braces. There are two molars( one on each side) that haven&#8217;t come in yet. I have a lingual arch to keep the space from filling if my other molars move down. In the x rays they are there, but under the gum. My brother keeps joking that I&#8217;ll [...]]]></description>
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		<title>can i claim compensation?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2010 09:19:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi I&#8217;m an 18 year old male. I used to participate in masses of sport and use to focus on keeping fit and slim. 3 Years ago I damaged my L5 vertebrae during a training session at a local boxing gym. This caused me to withdraw from all sport. I approached my GP and told [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Confused: How long can you live with a stress fracture? ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2010 17:23:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If anyone out there has any advice please share!! Any sports/fitness workers or physios?? About 3 months ago, I pulled a muscle whilst in an aerobics class (we were pulsing/kicking out our legs, bent at the knee and diagonally backwards&#8230;) I cramped up the opposite leg whilst trying to get the moving leg doing the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My dad is driving me insane, how can I resolve this?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 17:20:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Me and my dad have had a very bad past. My mum kept me off school, I was beaten up by my boyfriend, friends and mum for 10 years of my life. Neither of my parents helped me with my homework and when I asked for help, I was told I was a complete idiot, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Am I pregnant?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Sep 2010 09:22:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My doctor said that I was pregnant but I think that he is lying to me for an April fools joke. Do you think that this is the case? I am already a good 22 stone so I can&#8217;t tell if I am pregnant and I have so much flab that the x-ray can&#8217;t see [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A few short jokes = funny or not?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 17:26:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doctor: &#8220;I&#8217;ve got very bad news &#8211; you&#8217;ve got cancer and Alzheimer&#8217;s&#8221; Patient: &#8220;Well, at least I don&#8217;t have cancer&#8221; &#8220;My doctor told me to take something for my cold.&#8221; &#8220;What did you take?&#8221; &#8220;His Coat!&#8221; Wife: Doctor My husband thinks he&#8217;s a satellite dish. Doctor: Don&#8217;t worry I can cure him. Wife: I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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