Comments on: Your Favourite Joke???or Any Quick Joke? I Wanna Laugh….?

By: mark c

mark c — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 18:14:17 +0000

What do you call a dear with no eyes – no idea
What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs – STILL no idea
What do you call a dear with no eyes, no legs and no genitals – STILL no F*CKIN idea!

By: the gunners

the gunners — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 17:20:21 +0000

A man walks into the doctors and says ” doctor i think i am going blind”
“hmmm” says the doctor “do you masterbate?”
“Yes but what does that have to do with my sight?”
“its F**cking great is not it?” says the doctor